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Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooee

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Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands
But Glenda She Though Surely
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby

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Glenda Went Round To The Doctors The Next Day
You Can't Have A Baby, That's What He Said
Glenda Did Not Give Up She's Got This Book To Read
On How To Have A Test Tube Baby

Chorus

Glenda's Dad Had Just Died And She Was Unhappy
If Only She Could Have A Baby
So To The Disapproval Of Kevin And His Mam
She Signed Up For A Baby

Chorus