Intro: Palm Mute e--------------------------| b--------------------------| g--------------------------| d--------------------------| a--------------------------| E---0--2--4--5-------------| CWe (x32010@1)don't like to go out shopping F (133211@1) CWe (x32010@1)don't care what's on sale F (133211@1) CWe (x32010@1)just want to sit with a bag full of chips D7 (xx0212@1) GWatching (320003@1)the NFL CWhen (x32010@1)you come over at halftime FAnd (133211@1)say does this dress fit too tight F (133211@1) GWe (320003@1)just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont CIt (x32010@1)looks just right GWell (320003@1)that's the truth about men CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about us FWe (133211@1)like to hunt and golf on our days off D7 (xx0212@1) GScratch (320003@1)and spit and cuss FIt (133211@1)don't matter what line we hand you C (x32010@1) D7When (xx0212@1)we come dragging in F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again. CWe (x32010@1)hate watching Steel Magnolias F (133211@1) CWe (x32010@1)like Rambo and Die Hard 4 F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) D7Jump (xx0212@1)up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home GDepot (320003@1)Store CWe (x32010@1)really don't want to take you to dinner FAt (133211@1)some fancy restaurant F (133211@1) GThe (320003@1)only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that CWe (x32010@1)all want C (x32010@1) GWell (320003@1)that's the truth about men CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about guys F (133211@1) CWe'd (x32010@1)rather pick guitars and work on cars D7 (xx0212@1) GThen (320003@1)work on the problems in our lives F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) D7And (xx0212@1)though we might say it to you every now and then F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CWe (x32010@1)aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again. F (133211@1) CBut (x32010@1)if you want to know what were all thinking G (320003@1) CIts (x32010@1)nothing too complex F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) GIts (320003@1)just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees GThat's (320003@1)the truth about men CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about us F (133211@1) CWe (x32010@1)like to hunt and golf and drive around lost D7 (xx0212@1) GScratch (320003@1)and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) D7It (xx0212@1)don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again. F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen G (320003@1) CSure (x32010@1)its gonna happen G (320003@1) CYou (x32010@1)know its gonna happen again And that's the truth about men.
