Intro:

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We don't like to go out shopping
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We don't care what's on sale
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We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
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Watching the NFL
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When you come over at halftime
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And say does this dress fit too tight
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We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont
                   C5
It looks just right
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Well that's the truth about men
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Yeah that's the truth about us
                  F5
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
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Scratch and spit and cuss
  F5
It don't matter what line we hand you
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When we come dragging in
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We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
C5
We hate watching Steel Magnolias
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We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
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Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home
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Depot Store

C5
We really don't want to take you to dinner
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At some fancy restaurant
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The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that
            C5
We all want
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Well that's the truth about men
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Yeah that's the truth about guys
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We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
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Then work on the problems in our lives
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And though we might say it to you every now and then
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We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
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But if you want to know what were all thinking
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Its nothing too complex
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Its just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
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That's the truth about men
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Yeah that's the truth about us
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We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
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Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
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It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
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          C5
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
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We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen
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Sure its gonna happen
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You know its gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men.