F5       Bb5    F5     C5   F5    
INTRO 
 
Verse 1 
 

                 F5                    Bb5 
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see. 
            F5                                 C5 
But nowhere near as full grown as I'd like to be. 
                F5                   Bb5 
But I'll find a bar and I'll have a few, 
  F5                C5              F5 
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Verse 2 


            F5                              Bb5 
I'd hit the dancefloor each time I had the chance. 
              F5                                  C5 
Woah, that is if these two left feet knew how to dance. 
               F5                      Bb5 
About the only time I'm kicking up my shoes, 
   F5                 C5              F5 
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Chorus 


       Bb5                           Eb5 
Well I start to feel like Superman, 
Bb5                   Bb5 A5 Ab5   
Then I pick a fight. 
  G5                              C5 
Only to find that my opponent is holding kryptonite. 
      F5 
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,  
                     Bb5 
But I'm still paying dues. 
            F5 
Each time I drink and start to think, 
             C5              F5 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as verse) 
 
Verse 3 


         F5                        Bb5 
My woman left me, she called me a clown. 
                F5                         C5  
Well that's the general consensus in this town. 
             F5                         Bb5 
But I had it comin', lord, to tell the truth... 
    F5               C5              F5       
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 
 
Bb5                F5 
Yeah, each time I drink and start to think, 
             C5              F5 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Try me brother.....