G5               A5 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
        C5          D5       G5 
And I didn't know what to do.
             G5               A5 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
         C5         D5       G5 
She was looking at Doctor Who.  

              G5                  A5 
There was an actual girl in the comic shop,  
C5         D5       G5 
What a momentous day! 
G5                                A5  
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,  
   C5           D5          G5 
A human-sized cardboard display.  

F5        C5                G5      (tacit)
     My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
F5        C5               G5 
   So I knew I had to act fast.  

F5                       G5 

So many questions in my mind,  
                              C5 
What would be a good pick-up line?
                             F5   
Why had a hot girl just come in?
  
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,  
 D5 
Who would win?  

(tacit)      
Good question...  

              G5                          A5 
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
         C5      D5      G5   
And his manual dexterity.
        G5                                A5 
But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,  
          C5             D5           G5 
And he's stronger than Spidey would be...  

           C5                 G5 


There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F5       G5       C5 
 Just a minute ago.  
             C5               G5 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F5            G5       C5
 Did anyone see her go?  

         D5                       F5 
Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?  
F5      G5          C5 
Guess I'll never know...