C#5 B5 C#5 B5 C#5 G#5 Gatesy: Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise, C#5 F#5 Being good at school can be cool. F#5 E5 G#5 Put on your lab coats, boffins rule! ( C#5 G#5 C#5 F#5 ) Yon: (Stammering) Umm... umm... I'd actually rather you didn't use the word "boffin", 'cause if anything it means "having sex". C#5 G#5 G & S: There's nothing wrong with putting on your thinking cap, C#5 F#5 Though your social skills may be crap. F#5 E5 G#5 You can impress with these cool facts: ( C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 ) Yon: That Playstation you're playing at - science made that! Scod: That Ghettodeck you're rapping off the beats to - science made that too! Gatesy: Without science, we wouldn't have cheap bathtub biker speed! E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful, A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 That's why they teach 'em to ya. A5 E5 F#5 Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, F#5 E5 Don't be a fool, F#5 G#5 The science school is cool. C#5 G#5 Well, you may not see a scientist do Rock and Roll, C#5 F#5 But they understand the mineral properties of rock. F#5 E5 G#5 As well as the physics of roll. ( C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 ) Scod: Oh, Mr. Scientist, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water! Yon: How do you know it was boiling? Was it bubbling? Scod: Uhh... no. Yon: Then it wasn't really boiling. Scod: I feel better already. Tripod: GO SCIENCE! ( C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 ) Gatesy: Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain! Yon: Then get a magnet, man. Gatesy: But it's a really deep drain. Yon: Then you'll need a really long magnet. Tripod: GO SCIENCE! E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful, A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 That's why they teach 'em to ya. A5 E5 F#5 Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, F#5 E5 Don't be a fool, F#5 G#5 The science school is cool. ( C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 C#5 G#5 ) Scod: Oh help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again! How does a hot air balloon rise? Yon: Because it's a HOT AIR balloon. Scod: Ohh. Gatesy: How do I deal with girls and not feel awkward? (Pause) Yon: Did you know that the atomic structure of butter is not dissimilar to- Gatesy: But... but... but... I was asking about gir- Yon: Margarine, on the other hand... Scod: Break it down! E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Tripod: Oh, science facts are useful... E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: Okay, everybody, rock and roll moment! Hold your lighters in the air! Y & S: (Clapping, no guitar) Oh, science facts are useful... Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: But be careful because butane, even when contained in very small amounts, is an extremely volatile gas. E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Y & S: Oh, science facts are useful... Gatesy: Thanks to Issac Newton we can crowd-surf! E5 A5 E5 F#5 B5 E5 Y & S: That's why they teach 'em to ya. Gatesy: Bikini tops are a great invention! A5 E5 F#5 Y & S: Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, F#5 E5 Tripod: Don't be a fool, F#5 G#5 E5 The science school is coo_______
