C5 F5 S & G Sometimes I feel like nobody notices me Lost in a crowd and shouting out loud come find me G#5 G5 I don't wanna come across bitter and dramatic G#5 G5 But every crowd I get lost in seems so thematic E5 flat B5 flat It's always engineers or elephants or rodeos or space-themed idgets A5 flat G5 I woulda thoughta I woulda stood out int a crowd of lesbian midgets C5 D5 G5 Y It's always where (where where) where's wally C5 D5 G5 I just can't bear (where where) where's wally A5 But it's not fair Cos I'm right there and you just stare One time in my life I'd like to hear There's Wally C5 F5 G Everybody says my look is quite distinctive C5 F5 Picking me out in a crowd should be instinctive A5 flat G5 My frustration it is never ending A5 flat G5 Wearing all this red and white and still I blend in E5 flat Who would ever have imagined S That I'd be dressed the same as everyone at a beauty pageant G Bloody models S Wearing beanies G And scarves Chorus G Who's that guy?!? S That's Wally!! G Wow, he's the bomb! I wanna dance with that guy! S Um , he only knows one dance G What is that dance?!? S The cha cha!! G Huh? S Ahh You thought I was going to say the hokey-pokey! Y That topic is now officially covered!!!! G Sometimes I dream of a place where I can fly to Y I'm sick and tired of everyone dressing like I do G What's the point of us being Wally when everyone out-wally's us. Maybe I shoule get some new clothes, bulk up, get a tan, lose the glasses, neaten up the bikini line by means of electrolysis And they'll say: There (there there) There's Wally! He's got no hair (but there's) Wally. Bup bup bup (repeat)
