Chords: John Tyree

A beautiful Song by a real American Hero.


     C5
It's pert' near 12 O'clock
                             D5
Do yo know where you husband is?
    D5                           G5
You don't know where he's run off to
        G5                         C5
And you don't know who's he runnin with

    C5
You say he never holds you tight
                                   D5
And he hangs out at that spot each night
         D5                     G5
You wait up for him but he don't show
            G5                             C5
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know


Chorus:
            F5
Your man is gay

As a goose, darlin'   (?)
C5                   A5 A5
Gay, and that's the truth darlin
  D5               G5                C5
I hate to break the news to you this way
                 F5
But, your man is gay

As a donned apparel.
C5           A5   A5
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow
D5            G5
heads up, babe, your man is gay.



           C5
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
                                D5
He likes antiques and french cuisine
           D5                            G5
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means
             G5             C5
He's runnin' low on tostesterine

             C5
His favorite part of the super bowl
                        D5
Is the locker room interviews
     D5            G5
Well just add 2 and 2,
           G5
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue


Chorus out