Hello Mr. Record Man
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DHello, (xx0232@1)Mr. Record man, word has it that you plan.
                             ETo (022100@1)let me make a record in a week or two.
ADont (x02220@1)you see its not like that, 
A7I (x02020@1)realize you aint too fat,
    G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)             E7 (020130@1)   A7 (x02020@1)     DBut (xx0232@1)surely you could front me just a little bit more time.

DHello (xx0232@1)Mr. Agent Man, word has it that you plan,
                                    ETo (022100@1)cancel out my one-night stand in Oshawa.
AMy (x02220@1)manager misspells my name, 
    A7And (x02020@1)tells me things arent quite the same,
     G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)            E7 (020130@1)         A7 (x02020@1)   DWhen (xx0232@1)fingers started pointing, he exclaimed that it was mine.

GAnd (320003@1)how are you Mom and Dad?
    BmThe (x24432@1)news, it sure made me sad,
   Em (022000@1)                        (barre) A (x02220@1) B7To (x21202@1)hear that dear old Brownie slipped away.. ..
  E (022100@1)               AbmI (133111@4)guess things just come and go,
C#m (x13321@4)             ENothing (022100@1)stays the same you know,
    B (x2444x@1)                        G (320003@1)                A (x02220@1)A7Im (x02020@1)sorry I didnt come to say hello on Christmas Day..

DAnd (xx0232@1)hello, Mr. Public, I just stopped by to play a lick,
                                                 ETried (022100@1)to look enthusiastic and could not raise a smile.
  AI (x02220@1)guess its time to leave the road,
    A7And (x02020@1)hang up eighteen years or so,
   G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)           E7 (020130@1)      A7 (x02020@1)   DIt (xx0232@1)sure aint an easy thing to sell this old guitar.