G5 Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D5 G5 C5 C5 I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel G5 So if there's any other way D5 G5 C5 C5 To spell the word it's fine with me, with me C5 D5 Why would you speak to me that way G5 A5 Especially when I always said that I C5 D5 Haven't got the words for you G5 A5 All your diction dripping with disdain C5 D5 G5 Through the pain I always tell the truth G5 Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D5 G5 C5 C5 I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did G5 I met the highest lama D5 G5 C5 C5 His accent sounded fine, to me, to me C5 D5 Check your handbook, it's no trick G5 A5 Take the chapstick, put it on your lips C5 D5 Crack a smile adjust my tie G5 A5 Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys C5 D5 Why would you lie about how much coal you have? G5 A5 Why would you lie about something dumb like that? C5 D5 Why would you lie about anything at all? G5 A5 First the window, then it's to the wall C5 D5 G5 Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth Solo 4x: G5 D5 G5 C5 C5 C5 D5 Check your handbook, it's no trick G5 A5 Take the chapstick, put it on your lips C5 D5 Crack a smile adjust my tie G5 A5 Know your butler, unlike other guys C5 D5 Why would you lie about how much coal you have? G5 A5 Why would you lie about something dumb like that? C5 D5 Why would you lie about anything at all? G5 A5 First the window, then it's through the wall C5 D5 Why would you tape my conversations? G5 A5 Show your paintings at the United Nations C5 D5 G5 Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
