Intro : D5  
 
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She was standing at the front door,  
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When I came home last night. 
                                   A5 
A good book in her left hand and a rolling pin in her right. 
      D5 
She said, "You've come home for the last time, 
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With whiskey on your breath". 
 
"If you don't listen to my preaching boy, 
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I'm gonna have to beat ya half to death". 
 

             D5 
Give me just one more last chance, 
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Before you say we're through. 
          
I know I drive you crazy baby, 
         A5 
It's the best that I can do. 
                D5 
We're just some good ol' boys makin' noise  
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I ain't runnin' round on you. 
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Give me just one more last chance,  
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Before you say we're through. 
 

D5 
At first she hid my glasses, 
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Because she knows that I can't see. 
                               
She said, "You ain't going nowhere boy, 
          A5 
Until you spend a little time with me". 
         D5 
Then the boys called from the honkytonk, 
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Said, "There's a party going on down here". 
          
Well she might have took my car keys, 
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But she forgot about my old John Deere. 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as chorus) 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 

             G5        D5 
Give me just one more last chance, 
  A5                  D5 
Before you say we're through.