From the album: To The Bottom of The Sea Easy, repetetive and fun to play C (x32010@1) CMy (x32010@1)Granny while on her death bed F (133211@1) Cshe (x32010@1)turned and said to me F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C(pluck (x32010@1)strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord) Why must you view life so morbidly C (x32010@1) Cwell (x32010@1)i tried to teach you right F (133211@1) Cbut (x32010@1)somewhere i went wrong F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CCause (x32010@1)you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)6 pallbearers put her down F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cand (x32010@1)lay her body in the ground Fmy (133211@1)eyes were wet G (320003@1) C(pluck (x32010@1)1, 2, 3) my face was very long C (x32010@1) Cthe (x32010@1)pastor said "son, here you are, F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cwont (x32010@1)you please take this guitar, F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Csing (x32010@1)dear departed granny one last song." C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Chell (x32010@1)you know thats how i get along C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)world is full of tragedy F (133211@1) Cso (x32010@1)how can it be wrong? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSinging (x32010@1)Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. C (x32010@1) FWell (133211@1)I was shopping at hot topic C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)I was walking out the door C (x32010@1) Gwhen (320003@1)two dumb jocks came up to me F (133211@1) Cthey (x32010@1)said "Hey fag, it aint halloween" F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cand (x32010@1)they kicked my lipstick to the floor C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) Cand (x32010@1)i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cwell (x32010@1)you know thats how i get along C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CThe (x32010@1)world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSinging (x32010@1)your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs C (x32010@1) FWell (133211@1)I went down to church on sunday C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)sat upfront in a Pew C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CThe (x32010@1)Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CGet (x32010@1)up and sing a hymn or two!" C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CSo (x32010@1)I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CYeah (x32010@1)You know thats how i get along! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CThe (x32010@1)world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSinging (x32010@1)death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. C (x32010@1) FI (133211@1)was invited to the white house C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)president pulled me aside C (x32010@1) GHe (320003@1)said "Son sing us a song of peace for those, F (133211@1) CEvil (x32010@1)do-ers in the middle east!" F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CHell (x32010@1)you know thats how i get along C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)world is Full of 'W' F (133211@1) CSo (x32010@1)how can it be wrong? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C(Strum (x32010@1)repeatedly) Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)then I died and went to hell F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)could tell right away by the awful smell F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThat (x32010@1)this was clearly not the pearly gates C (x32010@1) CThe (x32010@1)devil said "Come here young man, F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CMy (x32010@1)wife and I are your biggest fans" F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)naturally i felt i had it made C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Fwell (133211@1)then he reached into an iron chest F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cand (x32010@1)he picked the tool, that he felt was best C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)then he jabbed me in the schlong F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Cwith (x32010@1)a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs! F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CHe (x32010@1)turned to me and winked and sang this song C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CHe (x32010@1)sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CYeah (x32010@1)I know thats how you got along C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)find your song Hilarious! F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CBut (x32010@1)now your soul's precarious! F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CSinging (x32010@1)your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs Im just kiddin' kid, welcome to hell enjoy the buffet C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CDEATH (x32010@1)DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CHell (x32010@1)you know thats how we get along C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)world is full of Sinners F (133211@1) Cso (x32010@1)how can it be wrong? F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C(keep strumming) Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs G C to finish Enjoy.