Tabbed by 5ason


This song is extremely easy, though it is still Great and a fun thing to sit around and 
play mindlessly.
Fist, tune your guitar a full step down (D G C F A d). This is the case with most 
Voltaire songs, though!
The only chords you need to know are Em and Am , there is an optional A7 in there, though 
it still sounds great without it.
If on occasion you want to add a bit of flavor, plucking each of the three bottom 
strings from the bottom up gives a nice touch.

E5                                   A5
Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,
         E5          A5
weigh it down to the bottom , food for the fishes.
E5              A5          E5
And I know that it won't be discovered
                 A5
'cause I will be careful, so very careful.
START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING
E5                 A5                    E5
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
STOP HAMMERING
               A5
reduced to its muddy bed?
       E5                     A5
With a corpse exposed I would work in haste
   E5                   A5
and... I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
                       A5 or A5
And the rain comes and moves rocks and the stones
A5 or A5
washes away all the dirt and the mudflows
A5 or A5
Bones are exposed and well.
A5 or A5
you know how that goes!


E5
I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
E5
I'll pile high to the sky
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
           E5
watch them die.
A5         E5
watch them die.
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
           E5
watch them die.
A5         E5
watch them die.

(play Em to Am twice)

START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING
E5                  A5
I saw you with him , You looked so happy..
                E5                      A5
All of that can change! 'cause, I am so lonely,
                   E5
and I have lots of time, to, send you straight
       A5                   E5
to the Devil, I'm taking my time
              A5
to, plan your demise.
E5                A5             E5
What if I were to cut you up and mail each part
     A5                       E5
to a different town? It would take the most
          A5              A5 or A5
brilliant private eye the rest of his life
A5 or A5
just to put you together.
A5 or A5
a piece in each mailbox all over the planet
A5 or A5
from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.



E5
I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
E5
I'll pile high to the sky
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
E5
I wait for the day when I'll finally destroy
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
E5
I'll pile high to the sky
    A5
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
           E5
watch them die.
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
           E5
watch them die.


E5                  A5
I saw you with him , you looked so happy.
                E5                     A5
That will never change, because I know myself
                         E5
too well. I don't have the courage
                E5
to carry out my dreams
A5
And only there will I see them
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
E5
watch them die.
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
E5
watch them die.
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
E5
watch them die.
E5
Die, die, die diddle die,
A5
die diddle die, diddle die,
E5
watch them , die.

That's all, ladies and gentlemen! And remember kids, there are real-life consequences to 
killing your Ex, however unfortunate!