Strum Dm (10th fret strings 1, 2, 3)

Grab the chair boys, we got another bucket kicker!
D5
Happy birthday my olde friend
G5
It seems this horrorshow will never end
D5
Any moment your last breath
A5                                D5 (continue strumming)
Here is to another day closer to death!
D5
Your cake is on the table
D5
and it is awfully bright
G5
cos there's so many candles on top
D5
and you are so decrepit
D5
Your chest so tight
A5                           A5               D5
when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop
D5            
And you can not complain each time you feel a pain
G5
cos you have arthritis and gout
D5
and when you start kavetchin' all your teeth fall out
A5
so have another cigarette
A5
Have another beer!
A5                   C#5            D5
Raise your glass to one more year Gone!
D5
Happy birthday my olde friend
G5
It seems this horrorshow will never end
D5
Any moment your last breath
A5
Here is to another day closer to death!
D5
Your skin is so worn out and old, 
G5
all over your body it's saggin'
D5
especially loose is your old caboose
A5
you're draggin' it behind you in a wagon
D5
and you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf
G5
and you have alzheimers i'll bet!
D5
You're too old to remember

but you're too drunk to forget
    A5
so have another cigarette!
A5
Have another beer
A5          A5        C#5             D5
Raise your glass to one more year Gone!
D5
Happy birthday my olde friend
G5
It seems this horrorshow will never end
D5
Any moment your last breath
A5
Here is to another day closer to death!
G5                           D5
You're so old you smell like dust
G5                      D5
Now your bones begin to rust
G5                         D5
see that face it's full of wrinkles
A5
so have another cigarette
A5
have another beer
A5          A5        C#5             D5
Raise that chair to One More Year! Hey!
D5
Happy birthday my olde friend
G5
It seems this horrorshow will never end
D5
Any moment your last breath
A5
Here is to another day closer to death!
D5
Happy birthday my olde friend
G5
It seems this horrorshow will never end
D5
Any moment your last breath
A5
Here is to another day closer 
G5
To
A5
Your
C#5
Sweet
Dm(keep strumming) 
Death!

Dm(open)/Dm(barred)/Dm(10th fret strings 1,2,3) A5 - D5