What Would William Shatner Do?
Warp 11
Tabbed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com

Intro: C---G---Am---F--- (x2)

Verse 1:
C          G         Am                  F
I?ve got a girl, the coolest girl in the world 
But she ain?t fly for the guys in sci-fi 
And I?m a guy with a model Enterprise 
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out 

C---G---Am---F---

I?ve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans 
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt 
Black boots and a red miniskirt 
I?ll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out 

Bridge 1:
E    G      Am       F
I?ve got to think about it 
I?ve got to work it through 
If she learns my dark secret 
What would William Shatner do? 

Chorus:
C          G        Am      F
What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
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Verse 2: (same as V1)

I?ve got a chick, in bed a lunatic 
Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure 
I?ll never score If she ever finds out

Bridge 2:
E     G      Am      F
I?ve got to make a choice now 
Deceive her or tell her true 
I know Vulcans never lie but 
What would William Shatner do?

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
E5                         G5
I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
A5              F5 
Alien nations, deep space stations 
E5                     G5
I love flying saucers, say ?live long and prosper? 
A5                           F5
?May the force be with you?, Mr. Sulu 

C (Strum once/let ring) G
I want to be your man, ?by your command?
Am                          F
Don?t want us to be undone, ?danger Will Robinson!?
C                G
And if I decree ?beedee beedee bee?
Am
Does that mean we?ll be through?
F
What would William Shatner do? Do----

(Repeat Chorus) x2