This song is so easy. Here ya go im just gonna tab it out for ya!

Intro: (There's a guitar that just mutes all the strings throughout the whole song pretty much) 

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FGet (133211@1)off my ass, you wee bitty fuck
                                C (x32010@1)         FIf (133211@1)I pull out the cramer you're shit out of luck
FWho's (133211@1)that girl, that pretty young thing
                        C (x32010@1)         FAfter (133211@1)I fuck her, she'll get up and sing

Chorus:
F (133211@1)  Dm (xx0231@1) CAye, (x32010@1)Aye, Aye
F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)            FSharpen (133211@1)your boot, I'll bludgen your eye
F (133211@1)  Dm (xx0231@1) CAye, (x32010@1)Aye, Aye
                           C (x32010@1)        FThe (133211@1)blarney stone brings a tear to me eye


Same chords for verse 2 as in verse 1

Here's a little fill between some choruses and verses:

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|--6~---10~---106-6~---1~---1/6-6~---10~---10-8-6-5-6~--|
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There's the blarney stone. try as best as you can to use an irish accent ;)