With Capo on first fret. Intro : Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Uh huh Gextra (320003@1)cheese Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Uh huh Gsave (320003@1)a peice for me Verse: Cpizza, (x32010@1)party at your house Ami (x02210@1)went, just to check it out F (133211@1) Gnineteen (320003@1)extra larges, what a shame knowone came Cjust (x32010@1)us eating all alown Amyou (x02210@1)said take the pizza home F (133211@1) Gno (320003@1)sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced PRECHORUS F (133211@1)pizza all day, and every day Am (x02210@1)cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Fand (133211@1)i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) CWhy'd (x32010@1)you have to and make me so constipated Gcouse (320003@1)right now id do Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Canything (x32010@1)at all to get my bowles evacuated Gin (320003@1)the bathroom Am (x02210@1) Fand (133211@1)i sit, and i wait, and i strain C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh, Gm (355333@1) Bb(let (x1333x@1)it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: Ci (x32010@1)was, feeling pretty down Amtill (x02210@1)my, girlfriend came around F (133211@1) Gwere (320003@1)just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say Cin (x32010@1)fact, i just thought i might Ampop (x02210@1)the, question there that night F (133211@1) Gi (320003@1)was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me PRECHORUS F (133211@1)who would have guest, her family crest Am (x02210@1)i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Fand (133211@1)sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Chow (x32010@1)was i supposed to know that we were both related Gbelive (320003@1)me if i Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Cnew (x32010@1)she was my cousin we never would have dated Gwhat (320003@1)to do now Am (x02210@1) Fshould (133211@1)i go ahead and propose C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes Gm (355333@1) Bb(let (x1333x@1)it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated No no no CNo (x32010@1)no (no no) AmNo (x02210@1)no (no no) FNo (133211@1)No (no no) GNo... (320003@1) Verse3: Ci (x32010@1)had, so much on my mind Ami (x02210@1)thought, maybe id unwind F (133211@1) Gtry (320003@1)out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide PRECHORUS F (133211@1)said not to stand, but thats a demand Am (x02210@1)that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Fand (133211@1)stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Cwhy'd (x32010@1)i have to go and get myself decapitated Gthis (320003@1)really is a Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Cmajor (x32010@1)inconvenience oh man i really hate it Gsuch (320003@1)a drag now Am (x02210@1) Fi (133211@1)cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore C (x32010@1) Gi (320003@1)cant belch or yodell any more, cant Gm (355333@1) Bb(let (x1333x@1)it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated oh no Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Cwhy'd (x32010@1)i have to go and myself all mutilated Gi (320003@1)gotta tell you Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Clife (x32010@1)without a head kinda makes me irritated Gwhat (320003@1)a bummer Am (x02210@1) Fi (133211@1)cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze C (x32010@1) Gbut (320003@1)my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now Gm (355333@1) Bb(let (x1333x@1)it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no
