E5 C5 G5 A5 C5 B5 Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time E5 C5 G5 A5 C5 B5 Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm A5 B5 C5 D5 A5 Gonna hack and cough and wheeze B5 C5 D5 Swear I've got some strange disease A5 B5 C5 D5 What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey... (Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar) E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 I'm callin' in sick today E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway. Hey.......... (Chorus) E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 I'm callin' in sick today E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Callin' in sick today E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Ain't going to work, no way E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 G5 Callin' in sick today (Bridge) - (same as chorus) B5 A5 B5 A5 I can do anything I want to B5 A5 B5 A5 I am invincible now B5 A5 B5 A5 I'm on fire, baby B5 D5 I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world? E5 I'm alive! Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey... (Chorus) E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 I'm callin' in sick today E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Callin' in sick today E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 Ain't going to work, no way E5 C5 C5 G5 A5 G5 Callin' in sick today B5 B5 B5 A5 A5 A5 G5 G5 F#5 D5 E5 (hold on E5 ) Little Riff they play in the chorus E | ------------------------------------ | B | -------0-0-------------------------- | G | ---0-2-----2-0----0----------------- | D | -2-------------2-----2-2------------ | A | ------------------------------------ | E | ------------------------------------ |
