Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne


INTRO:  A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 (x4)

VERSE:
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D?n't want to be A5 Canadian idiot.    A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5

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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut.   A D G D A G

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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ?    A D G D A G

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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed".   A D G D A G

Chorus:

D5
They all live on donuts and moose meat

A5
and they leave the house without packin' heat

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never even bring their guns to the mall

D5
and you know what else is too funny

A5
their stupid monopoly money 

E5
can't take 'em seriously at...



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Verse 2:

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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export   ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )

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they treat curling just like it's A5 real sport  ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )

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they think their silly accent is so cute     ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )

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can't understand A5 thing they're talking aboot   ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )

Chorus:

D5
sure they got their national health care 

A5
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air 

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then again well they got celine dion 

D5
eat their weight in kraft macaroni 

A5
and dream of driving a zamboni 

E5
all over saskatchewan 

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BRIDGE:
D5  A5  E5  A5
D5  A5  E5  A5
(INTRO)

Verse: (Chords same as intro)

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot   

Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius 

Ab5   C#5   F#5   C#5  Ab5   F#5
see the map they're hovering right over us 

(no chords)
tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous 


Chorus:

D5
always hear the same kind of story 

A5
break their nose and they'll just say sorry 

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tell me what kind of freaks are that polite 

D5
It's gotta mean they're all up to something 

A5
so quick before they see it coming 

E5
time for a pre-emptive strike


Outro:

A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5

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