Tabbed by Travis Gasa
EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2**
INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song]
I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
verses.
Em C G Em C G
[E]--------------------------------- | --------------------------------- |
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3--- | -----0-----1p0-------0-------3--- |
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0- | -------0-------0-----------0---0- |
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0------- | ---2-----2---------2-----0------- |
[A]-----------------3--------------- | -----------------3--------------- |
[E]-0---------------------3--------- | -0---------------------3--------- |
Yeah... A used
Em C G Em C G
[E]--------------------------------- | --------------------------------- |
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3--- | -----0-----1p0-------0-------3--- |
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0- | -------0-------0-----------0---0- |
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0------- | ---2-----2---------2-----0------- |
[A]-----------------3--------------- | -----------------3--------------- |
[E]-0---------------------3--------- | -0---------------------3--------- |
pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe
Em C G Em D G
[E]--------------------------------- | -0------------------2-------3---- |
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3--- | -0---0-----1p0------3-------3---- |
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0- | -0-----0-------0----2-------4---- |
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0------- | -2-2-----2----------0-------5---- |
[A]-----------------3--------------- | -2--------------------------5---- |
[E]-0---------------------3--------- | -0--------------------------3---- |
A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay
VERSE 1:
Em C G Em
My house ... is filled with this crap
C G Em
Shows up in- bubble wrap
C G
Most every day
Em D G
What I bought on eBay
CHORUS:
C D G
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
C D G
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
C D G
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Em D G
They had it on eBay
VERSE 2:
Em C G
I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
Em C G
Just check ... my feedback
Em C G
"A++!" they all say
Em D G
They love me on eBay
CHORUS:
C D G
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
C D G
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
C D G
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Em B
Found him on eBay
BRIDGE:
Em Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
C Am D
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Em Em7
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
Am D4 D
As long as I've got the dough
CHORUS: (no chords in song!)
C D G
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
C D G
Sell me ... your watch, please
C Em
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3
A4
I'm highest bidder now
+--------------------------------------->
| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
+-------------------------------->
VERSE 3:
A4 E A
(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
A4 E A
From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
A4 E A
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m E A
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
A4 E A
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
A4 E A
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
A4 E A
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
F#m E A
Found it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
A4 E A
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
A4 E A
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
A4 E A
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
A4 E A
I'll buy on eBay
OUTRO:
A4 E A
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
