Intro: G    D    G    D    C  (3X)

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A little ditty bout Homer and Marge
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Her Heart was as big as his stomach was large
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Oh yeah they say love goes on
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Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone


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That?s the story about Homer and Marge
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Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge 
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After Homer went gay they patched up their schism
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But the dude never dealt with his alcohol-ism



Wierd Al sayin?
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Ooh yeah, the credits go on
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Long after the viewer?s interest is gone
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Ooh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show
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Even if it was just a brief cameo