[INTRO]
F G Am F C G C
G:--------|----0--0|2--0----|----0--0|--------|
D:----0-2-|3--3----|----3--3|--------|--------|
A:--3-----|--------|--------|3--3----|3-3-2-0-|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
G C G C
Well I heard that you're leaving Gonna leave me far behind
(so far behind doowop)
E7 Am D G
'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind
(Ah ah ah ah)
G C G C E7 Am D G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0-------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|--3-2-0-|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
C G C F F C
So I pulled your name out of my Rollodex And I tore all your pictures in two
(I pulled) (Name out) (Ah ah ah ah)
E7 Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
D D G
Just because it reminds me of you....
(Baby you, baby you, baby you)
C G C F C E7 Am D D G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----0 |
D:--------|----0-2-|3--33---|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|0-0-----|
A:3--3----|3-3-----|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:----3---|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|
[CHORUS]
F G C
That's right You ain't gonna see me crying
(That's right)
F G C
I'm glad That you found somebody new
(I'm glad)
F G Am F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you
F G C F G C F G Am F C G C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3-3-2-0-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|
~3~
[VERSE]
G C
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
G C
You got me feeling down in the dumps
E7 Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
D G
And I have to use the self-service pumps Oh, so
G C G C E7 Am D G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----0-0-|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|0-0-----|
A:--------|3--33--3|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|
[CHORUS]
F G C
Honey Let me help you with that suitcase
F G C
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
(You ain't)
F G Am F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you
F G C F G C F G Am F C G C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3-3-3-3-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|
[BRIDGE]
Am E7
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Dm G C
Than watch you going out with other men
Am E7 Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
D G
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again
(Spoken over one measure with no chord)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
Am E7 Dm G C Am E7 Am D G
G:----------|----------|----------|----------|----------|----------|------------|0 |
D:----------|----------|0000------|----------|----------|2222------|000000000000|--|
A:0000-0000-|----------|----------|3333-3333-|0000-0000-|-----0000-|------------|--|
E:----------|0000-0000-|-----3333-|----------|----------|----------|------------|--|
~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~ ~3~~3~~3~~3~
[CHORUS]
F G C
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
F G C
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
F G Am F
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you
F G C F G C F G Am F C G C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3--33---|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|
[CHORUS]
F G C
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
F G C
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
F G Am F
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
C G Am
Than spend one more minute with you
F G C F G C F G Am F C G Am
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|0-0-0-0-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|
[CODA] (ritardando... single strum of each chord)
F G
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
Am F
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you
(Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Ooohhhhhh)
F G Am F C G C (let ring...)
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--3-2-0-|--------|
A:--------|0-------|3-------|3-------|3-------|
E:1---3---|----1---|----3---|--------|--------|
Tabbed by Michael Oxner
moxner@nbnet.nb.ca
March 23, 2012
