Eb (x43121@3)          Ab (xx1114@1)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb            Ab (xx1114@1)Eb (x43121@3)                AbI (xx1114@1)starred in every high school play
           Eb (x43121@3)             AbBlew (xx1114@1)every drama teacher away
        Eb (x43121@3)             Ab (xx1114@1)            Eb (x43121@3)    AbI (xx1114@1)graduated first in my class at Juilliard
           Eb (x43121@3)               AbTook (xx1114@1)every acting workshop I could
      Eb (x43121@3)            AbAnd (xx1114@1)I dreamed of Hollywood
         Eb (x43121@3)        Ab (xx1114@1)                 EbWhile (x43121@3)I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Ab C#

Eb (x43121@3)               Ab (xx1114@1) C#Hit (x43121@1)the boards and paid my dues
            Eb (x43121@3)          Ab (xx1114@1)  C#And (x43121@1)got phenomenal rave reviews
           Eb (x43121@3)             Ab (xx1114@1)        C# (x43121@1)    Eb (x43121@3)    AbI (xx1114@1)knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
      C# (x43121@1)           Eb (x43121@3)                     Ab (xx1114@1)   C#I (x43121@1)was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
      Eb (x43121@3)                         Ab (xx1114@1)    C#Annie (x43121@1)Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
        Eb (x43121@3)                 AbBut (xx1114@1)the years have come and gone
AbAnd (xx1114@1)I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)          Ab (xx1114@1)         EbI'm (x43121@3)a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab (xx1114@1)    Eb (x43121@3)       BbSkipper (x1333x@1)Dan is the name
        Cm (x3101x@1)  Gm (355333@1)         Ab (xx1114@1)       EbAnd (x43121@3)I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
     Ab (xx1114@1)                BbAnd (x1333x@1)every time it's the same
Cm (x3101x@1)                          GmLook (355333@1)at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Ab (xx1114@1)                           BbJust (x1333x@1)like they've done for the last fifty years
          Eb (x43121@3)         Bb (x1333x@1)              Ab (xx1114@1)      EbNow (x43121@3)I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
            Ab (xx1114@1)          Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb'Cause (x43121@3)I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Eb  Ab
Eb  Ab
        
        Eb (x43121@3)                   AbOh, (xx1114@1)the critics, they used to say
          Eb (x43121@3)      AbI (xx1114@1)was the new Olivier
            Eb (x43121@3)              Ab (xx1114@1)              Eb (x43121@3)    Ab (xx1114@1)  C#Thought (x43121@1)I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
              Eb (x43121@3)             Ab (xx1114@1)name="chord_x43121@1">C#
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
     Eb (x43121@3)                Ab (xx1114@1)     C#The (x43121@1)only place you might possibly see me
   Eb (x43121@3)                AbIs (xx1114@1)ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
AbIt (xx1114@1)ain't exactly what I planned

Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)          Ab (xx1114@1)         EbBut (x43121@3)I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab (xx1114@1)    Eb (x43121@3)       BbSkipper (x1333x@1)Dan is the name
        Cm (x3101x@1)  Gm (355333@1)         Ab (xx1114@1)       EbAnd (x43121@3)I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
     Ab (xx1114@1)                BbAnd (x1333x@1)every time it's the same
Cm (x3101x@1)                         GmI (355333@1)would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
Ab (xx1114@1)                               BbBut (x1333x@1)what's the difference, that's all behind me now
           Eb (x43121@3)         Bb (x1333x@1)        Ab (xx1114@1)            Eb'Cause (x43121@3)I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
         Ab (xx1114@1)          Bb (x1333x@1)          EbAnd (x43121@3)I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

F# (244322@1)                   AbI (xx1114@1)should be there on Broadway
              C# (x43121@1)     Fm (133111@1)        BbmKnockin' (x13321@1)'em dead in "Twelve Angry Men"
F# (244322@1)                    Ab (xx1114@1) But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
  BbAgain (x1333x@1)and again and again and again and again and again and again

*(This part is freely spoken. These are the chords. Play like in the chorus)
Eb Bb Ab Eb Ab Eb Bb Cm Gm Ab Eb Ab Bb

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African bull elephant...
There it is, the backside of water!
What have I done with my life?!

Cm (x3101x@1)                       GmI (355333@1)shoulda listened when my grandfather said
Ab (xx1114@1)                    Bb"Why (x1333x@1)don't you major in business instead?"
       Eb (x43121@3)            Bb (x1333x@1)           Ab (xx1114@1)            EbNow (x43121@3)my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
         Ab (xx1114@1)             BbAnd (x1333x@1)I'll probably work forever as a
Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)          Ab (xx1114@1)         EbTour (x43121@3)guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab (xx1114@1)    Eb (x43121@3)       BbSkipper (x1333x@1)Dan is the name
        Cm (x3101x@1)  Gm (355333@1)         Ab (xx1114@1)       EbAnd (x43121@3)I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
     Ab (xx1114@1)                BbAnd (x1333x@1)every time it's the same
Cm (x3101x@1)                          GmLook (355333@1)at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Ab (xx1114@1)                     BbSomebody (x1333x@1)shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
       Eb (x43121@3)         Bb (x1333x@1)       Ab (xx1114@1)          EbAlways (x43121@3)said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
           Ab (xx1114@1)            Bb (x1333x@1)         Cm (x3101x@1)  Bb'Cause (x1333x@1)I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
          Ab (xx1114@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)          EbI'm (x43121@3)still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride!