GOh (320003@1)the sand keeps falling through the hourglass D (xx0232@1) EmAnd (022000@1)there's no way you're gonna slow it down C (x32010@1) GYou (320003@1)say we gotta treasure each moment D (xx0232@1) BWho (x2444x@1)knows how long we're gonna be around C (x32010@1) GYeah (320003@1)you keep on telling me life is short B (x2444x@1) CAnd (x32010@1)it's hard to disagree with what you say G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine CCause (x32010@1)I'm always reading, Always deleting C (x32010@1) DEvery (xx0232@1)useless piece of garbage that you send my way GEvery (320003@1)stupid hoax DAll (xx0232@1)those corny jokes C (x32010@1) DStop (xx0232@1)forwarding that crap to me G (320003@1) DWell (xx0232@1)I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns C (x32010@1) DStop (xx0232@1)forwarding that crap to me Em (022000@1) BmNo (x24432@1)it isn't ok if you brighten my day C (x32010@1) DWith (xx0232@1)some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)I didn't request a personality test C (x32010@1) DStop (xx0232@1)forwarding - that crap to me G- (320003@1)D- (xx0232@1)C- (x32010@1)DAhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) GYou're (320003@1)sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments D (xx0232@1) Emto (022000@1)every single person you know C (x32010@1) GYou're (320003@1)passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube D (xx0232@1) BThat (x2444x@1)everybody else already saw three years ago C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)wacky badly Photoshopped billboards B (x2444x@1) Cwere (x32010@1)never that amusing to me G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)I just can't believe you believe those urban legends CBut (x32010@1)I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes C (x32010@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly G (320003@1) DNo (xx0232@1)I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul C (x32010@1) DStop (xx0232@1)forwarding that crap to me G (320003@1) DSend (xx0232@1)more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists C (x32010@1) DPlease (xx0232@1)stop forwarding that crap to me Em (022000@1) BmWell (x24432@1)I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant C (x32010@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe G (320003@1) DWon't (xx0232@1)you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain CStop (x32010@1)forwarding... that crap to me Am (x02210@1) DLike (xx0232@1)glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat Am (x02210@1) DNow (xx0232@1)tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that? EmAnd (022000@1)by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin BmMr. (x24432@1)Rogers never fought the Viet Cong CAnd (x32010@1)Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing AAnd (x02220@1)I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me AIf (x02220@1)I don't pass your letter along... A (x02220@1) GWell (320003@1)now I know you're wishing DI'll (xx0232@1)sign your petition C (x32010@1) DBut (xx0232@1)stop forwarding that crap to me GAnd (320003@1)I don't want to read your series DOf (xx0232@1)conspiracy theories C (x32010@1) DJust (xx0232@1)stop forwarding that crap to me EmAnd (022000@1)your two million loser friends BmAll (x24432@1)have my address now C (x32010@1) DCause (xx0232@1)you never figured out the way to BCC GNow (320003@1)I gotta insist EmTake (022000@1)me off of your list C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GStop (320003@1)forwarding-- that crap to me G (320003@1) G- (320003@1)G/F#Stop (320002@1)forwarding that crap to me Em (022000@1) Em- (022000@1)Em/DStop (010000@1)forwarding that crap to me C (x32010@1) DStop (xx0232@1)forwarding that crap to me (repeats) C- (x32010@1)D- (xx0232@1)GAhhhhhhh.... (320003@1)
