Transcribed by Goodwin ATTENTION: Guitar tuning altered! original tuning on the record is one step up: F5 Bb5 Eb5 Ab5 C5 F5 Chords used: -------------- EADGBe A5 (x02220) D5 (xx0232) G5 (320033) F#m7 (3xx220) - not sure about the name of this chord! B5 (224432) C5 (x32010) E5 (022100) F#5 (200033) NOTE: Not too sure about Bm in the chorus - sounds okay, but G chord works pretty fine as well??? couldn't figure that out myself, so play whatever you feel like the best! Intro (same as verses): D5 F#5 G5 D5 four times G5 G5 A5 D5 (Little melody played along with intro and verses) e | --------------------------------- | | B | --15--14--12--10--8--8----------- | | G | ------------------------(b9)-9s11-- | | D | --------------------------------- | | A | --------------------------------- | | E | --------------------------------- | | Verse 1: D5 F#5 G5 D5 Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys G5 G5 A5 D5 For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys D5 F#5 G5 D5 When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death G5 G5 A5 D5 He had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath Verse 2: From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!" Chorus: B5 D5 B5 D5 The night Santa went crazy B5 D5 A5 D5 The night Saint Nick went insane B5 D5 B5 D5 Realized he'd been getting a raw deal B5 D5 A5 D5 Something finally must have snapped in his brain Verse 3: Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage Pre-chorus 1: D5 He got Dasher and Dancer with an old German luger G5 F#5 A5 D5 And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kreuger D5 And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen G5 F#5 A5 D5 And he took a big bite, and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
