D (xx0232@1)                                   AYou're (x02220@1)sort of famous, A minor celebrity,
                                           EmAnd (022000@1)so it only makes sense, the world would be
                                GObsessed (320003@1)with every single thing you do
D (xx0232@1)                                                AThey're (x02220@1)running 'round with their camcorders in the night,
                                                   EmThey're (022000@1)lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might
                               GSee (320003@1)something real embarrassing you do

Em (022000@1)             GThe (320003@1)bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
D (xx0232@1)                   AThat's (x02220@1)the story that they're gonna feature
Em (022000@1)                        GWith (320003@1)exclusive pics of your flabby behind,
                 AYou (x02220@1)think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...

DA (xx0232@1)bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
A (x02220@1)                                 EmCameras (022000@1)in your face And then suddenly-y-yy
            G (320003@1)                DYou're (xx0232@1)on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ

D (xx0232@1)                                         AFollowing (x02220@1)you when you're walking down the street
                                                EmAnd (022000@1)askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat
                                       GSo (320003@1)you cover your face thinking to yourself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

D (xx0232@1)                                                 AAnd (x02220@1)they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
                                                      EmAnd (022000@1)take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
GFirst (320003@1)on the scene for every wardrobe fail

Em (022000@1)               GYou (320003@1)just picked up some transvestite,
D (xx0232@1)                 ASeconds (x02220@1)later, it's up on the website
Em (022000@1)                 GGet (320003@1)a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,
               AAnd (x02220@1)they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

DAnd (xx0232@1)if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or
A (x02220@1)                                     EmStumblin' (022000@1)down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee
            GYou're (320003@1)on TMZ-ee
DStalkin' (xx0232@1)you, just waiting by your front door
A (x02220@1)                                EmTrailin' (022000@1)you through airport security-y-yy,
	       GThey're (320003@1)with TMZ
               DThey're (xx0232@1)with TMZ

(Spoken) D, A, Em, G
"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
"Look who's drinking coffee!!"
"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

Em (022000@1)        
Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where
    GA (320003@1)famous person can't
     DEven (xx0232@1)get a DUI,
      Aor (x02220@1)go on a racist rant
      EmThose (022000@1)guys are all around
        GSo (320003@1)you really shouldn't dare
          DGoin' (xx0232@1)to every club in town
           AIf (x02220@1)you've lost your underwear...

DSeems (xx0232@1)that every single time a star decides to
A (x02220@1)                                      EmShave (022000@1)their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,
             GThey're (320003@1)on TMZ-e-ee
DIf (xx0232@1)they catch you peein' in the bushes,
A (x02220@1)                               EmLater (022000@1)on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
            G (320003@1)                 DYou're (xx0232@1)on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ
            AYou're (x02220@1)on TMZ
                    EmEvery (022000@1)single celebrity-y-yy,
                    G (320003@1)                   DKnows (xx0232@1)they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ