D5                                     A5
You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,
                                           E5
And so it only makes sense, the world would be
                                G5
Obsessed with every single thing you do
D5                                                  A5
They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,
                                                   E5
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might
                               G5
See something real embarrassing you do

    E5               G5
The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
D5                     A5
That's the story that they're gonna feature
E5                          G5
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,
                 A5
You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...

           D5
A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
A5                                   E5
Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy
            G5                  D5
You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ

D5                                           A5
Following you when you're walking down the street
                                                E5
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat
                                       G5
So you cover your face thinking to yourself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

D5                                                   A5
And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
                                                      E5
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
G5
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

E5                 G5
You just picked up some transvestite,
D5                   A5
Seconds later, it's up on the website
E5                   G5
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,
               A5
And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

            D5
And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or
A5                                       E5
Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee
            G5
You're on TMZ-ee
D5
Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
A5                                  E5
Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,
             G5
They're with TMZ
               D5
They're with TMZ

(Spoken) D5 , A5 , E5 , G5
"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
"Look who's drinking coffee!!"
"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

                       E5          
Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where
    G5
A famous person can't
     D5
Even get a DUI,
      A5
or go on a racist rant
      E5
Those guys are all around
        G5
So you really shouldn't dare
          D5
Goin' to every club in town
           A5
If you've lost your underwear...

           D5
Seems that every single time a star decides to
A5                                        E5
Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,
             G5
They're on TMZ-e-ee
D5
If they catch you peein' in the bushes,
A5                                 E5
Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
            G5                   D5
You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ
            A5
You're on TMZ
                    E5
Every single celebrity-y-yy,
                    G5                     D5
Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ