E5
They see me mowin'
B5
My front lawn
C5
I know they're all thinking
       A5
I'm so White N' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
A5
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

E5
I wanna roll with-
B5
The gangsters
C5
But so far they all think
        A5
I'm too white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Really, really white n' nerdy

Rap part play backround music-Em Bm C Am (strum Em ,Bm ,and C two times and Am five times) 

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

E5                   B5
They see me roll on, my Segway!
C5
I know in my heart they think I'm
A5
white n' nerdy!
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
A5
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

E5
I'd like to roll with-
B5
The gangsters
C5
Although it's apparent I'm too
A5
White n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

Rap part (Play backround music)
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

E5                             B5
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
C5                                   A5
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
E5               B5
Only question I ever thought was hard
C5                      A5
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
E5            B5
I spend every weekend

at the renaissance fair
C5                   A5
I got my name on my under wear!

E5
They see me strollin'
B5
They laughin'
C5
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
       A5
I'm so white n' nerdy
A5
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
A5
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
A5
All because I'm white n' nerdy
A5
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

E5
I wanna bowl with-
B5
the gangsters
C5
but oh well it's obvious I'm
A5
white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
I'm just too white n' nerdy
A5
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

Funny song...