capo on the 8th

intro
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G5      G/f#      E5      C5   x2

verse 1
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G5                      G/f#      E5      C5
My life is brilliant.

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 
Okay, now? Now? 

G5
My life is brilliant.
G/f#
Your life's a joke
E5
You're just pathetic 
C5
You're always broke
    G5
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
      G/f#
really ain't impressing' me 
    E5
You're suffering' from delusions of 
       C5        D5
Adequacy

chorus
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C5           D5 E5             D5
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C5            D5      G5
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  C5    D5                G5   D5 E5
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
      C5       D5       E5
And ya smell repulsive too 
            C5 D5    G5      G/f#      E5      C5
What a bummer bein' you 

verse 2
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        G5
Well ya just can't dance
      G/f#
And forget romance
        E5
Everybody you know still calls ya  
C5
  Farty Pants
    G5                      G/f#
But you always have a job well I mean
    E5                         C5
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 








chorus
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C5           D5 E5             D5
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C5            D5      G5
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  C5    D5                     G5   D5 E5
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
      C5       D5       E5
While you're playin' Halo 2
            C5 D5    G5
No one's classier than you

interlude
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Cadd9           Em7        Cadd9             D/F#  Cadd(b9)->D/F# 
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

outro
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C5           D5 E5             D5
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C5            D5      G5
You're Pitiful, it's true.
      C5       D5                 G5     D5 E5
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
       C5                    D5        G5 D5 E5 
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
       C5   D5        E5
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       C5 D5     G5
When it just sucks to be you