It's So Nice To Be Stoned - White Witch (band from the 70s that is no longer together.
released 2 albums, I think, and had some kick-ass songs.)

Standard tuning

INTRO - pick/strum chords     G5 (355xxx@1)   Gdim (3423xx@1)   D7sus4 (xx0213@1)   D (xx0232@1)Then pick the 4th string as follows:  open,  2nd fret,  4th fret

G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned,
G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned.

G (320003@1)                E7A (020130@1)proclamation was issued today,
       A7 (x02020@1)              D7 (xx0212@1)DBy (xx0232@1)the government of the U.S.A,
G (320003@1)               E7Up (020130@1)to ninety-nine years in jail,
A7 (x02020@1)           D7 (xx0212@1)        DFor (xx0232@1)illegal possession and sale,.....well
G (320003@1)                        E7How (020130@1)can they think they're right when they're wrong,
  A7 (x02020@1)          D7 (xx0212@1)       GI (320003@1)guess they've never been stoned.

G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned,
G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned.

G (320003@1)              E7Marijuana (020130@1)is the killer weed,
     A7 (x02020@1)                D7 (xx0212@1)    DIt's (xx0232@1)gonna be the end of you and me,
G (320003@1)            E7So (020130@1)says the US news report,
A7 (x02020@1)              D7 (xx0212@1)   DExcuse (xx0232@1)me while I take a snort,
G (320003@1)                        E7Let's (020130@1)get together now and take a toke
A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1)  GOf (320003@1)that magic smoke,

G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned,
G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned.

G (320003@1)                E7Guns (020130@1)and tanks and riot gas,
A7 (x02020@1)                D7 (xx0212@1)    DCan't (xx0232@1)stop you from smokin' grass,
    G (320003@1)                      E7Oh, (020130@1)listen to me brother and I'll tell you true,
    A7 (x02020@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)     G (320003@1)      E7Marijuana (020130@1)is good for you,  oh yeah,
    A7 (x02020@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)     GMarijuana (320003@1)is good for you.

Then pick the 4th string over top of spoken words "Breath deeply" as follows:  open,  
fret,  4th fret

G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned,
G (320003@1)     B7 (x21202@1)       E7 (020130@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D7 (xx0212@1) 
     GIt's (320003@1)so nice to be stoned,     It's so nice to be stoned.

Adlib, repeat and fade