Standard tuning INTRO ? pick/strum chords G5 G5 D5 D5 Then pick the 4th string as follows: open, 2nd fret, 4th fret G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G5 E5 A proclamation was issued today, A5 D5 D5 By the government of the U.S.A, G5 E5 Up to ninety-nine years in jail, A5 D5 D5 For illegal possession and sale,.....well G5 E5 How can they think they're right when they're wrong, A5 D5 G5 I guess they've never been stoned. G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G5 E5 Marijuana is the killer weed, A5 D5 D5 It's gonna be the end of you and me, G5 E5 So says the US news report, A5 D5 D5 Excuse me while I take a snort, G5 E5 Let's get together now and take a toke A5 D5 G5 Of that magic smoke, G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G5 E5 Guns and tanks and riot gas, A5 D5 D5 Can't stop you from smokin' grass, G5 E5 Oh, listen to me brother and I'll tell you true, A5 D5 G5 E5 Marijuana is good for you, oh yeah, A5 D5 G5 Marijuana is good for you. Then pick the 4th string over top of spoken words "Breath deeply" as follows: open, fret, 4th fret G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G5 B5 E5 A5 D5 G5 It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. Adlib, repeat and fade
