Main Theme (with lots of distortion and a pumping wah!):
   Bb (x1333x@1)     A (x02220@1)  /    /     /              /
|----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------|  4 times just Mike &
|-------3---2-2--DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH---|  Todd, then the whole
|-----3-----2-2--------------------|  band 4 times through.
|--1--------0-0--------------------|
|----------------------------------|

Verse 1:
  GI (320003@1)got to get back to the house
          E (022100@1)                   DThere's (xx0232@1)a warm chair where the cat has been
                GI (320003@1)feel a little better when I'm back at the house
E (022100@1)            DHope (xx0232@1)I haven't lost my keys
       GI (320003@1)been thinking about the police
E (022100@1)              DJelly (xx0232@1)filled for justice, please (also: coffee filled)

| / /   / / | / / / / |
  D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)     B (x2444x@1)(Main Theme)

Verse 2:
    GI'm (320003@1)standing here in the kitchen
E (022100@1)           DWonder (xx0232@1)if I'm hungry at all
GRight (320003@1)there, open the icebox
E (022100@1)             DWonder (xx0232@1)if I can eat it all

| / /   / / | / / / / |
  D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)     B (x2444x@1)Final Lyrics:
   Bb (x1333x@1)                        AMy (x02220@1)eyes can't see through this metal door
Bb (x1333x@1)              AMouth (x02220@1)just ate an hour before
Bb (x1333x@1)                        AStomach (x02220@1)can't remember what food is for
        Bb (x1333x@1)                              AHaven't (x02220@1)listened to my belly in a year or more

Intense Impossible (*not entirely* ;)) instrumental section:

| / / / / | /    / /  / | (12x)
  A (x02220@1)         Bb (x1333x@1) B (x2444x@1)C (x32010@1)(Main Theme)

(Verse Chords three times through)

| / /   / / | / /   / / |
  D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)Change rhythm to sort of a swing feel:
|--3------5--|
|--6------7--|
|--4------5--|   I'm pretty sure about the G7, and
|--3------7--|   the D thing is probably close.
|--5------5--|
|--3---------|
   G7 (320001@1)   D*

| /  / / / | /  / / / |  (4x)
  G7 (320001@1)       D*

| /  / / / | / / / / | / / / / |
  D*                   C (x32010@1)| / / / / | / / / / | / / / / |
  B (x2444x@1)       Bb (x1333x@1)| /  / / / | /  / / / |  (4x)
  G7 (320001@1)       D*

| /  / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / |
  D*                   C (x32010@1)       B (x2444x@1)Strum the following in an 8th note pattern:
| /   /  /   / |  (8x)
  Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)| /   /  /   / |  (4x)
  E (022100@1) F (133211@1)E (022100@1) F (133211@1)| /   /  /   / |  (4x)
  Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)| /   /  /   / |  (4x)
  E (022100@1) F (133211@1)E (022100@1) F (133211@1)| /   /  /   / |  (4x)
  Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)Back to swing part:
| /  / / / | /  / / / |  (4x)
  G7 (320001@1)       D*

| /  / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / /
  D*                   C (x32010@1)       B (x2444x@1)       Bb (x1333x@1)I play metal style barre chords (bottom 3 notes) for
all the chords except where they are written out.