transcribed by Lawrence Young 

Tune down 1/2 step and use POWER CHORDS!!!
All E chords are 7th/2nd fret unless otherwise indicated (I think).

A5
Drags me round all day just like a ball
D5
On a chain or tooth pain
         E5 (open)  D\ (slide)
And I confess

I'm just a mess

     A5
Do I have to take this shit from you every time
  D5
I look your way or say hey!
           E5
It's about time
    D5                      A5
You show me yours and I'll show you mine
      ( A5 )
And I hope you can keep that turd-eating grin of yours
 D5
Upon your face
                                        E5
When you find that you're thrown to one side
       D5                          A5
'Cause no-one likes a long roller-coaster ride

                 E5
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( E5 )
Who'll take your heart
    A5                                D5
And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
               F#(2nd)  B5
'Cause she's a headfuck
   D5         A5
My baby is a headfuck

     A5
In a bygone age engaged in a passion trip
  D5
A final score was required
                     E5
Just to make it worthwhile
D5                      A5
All the patience and a waste of time
       ( A5 )
For it seems today the play did mutate
       D5
Into a movie scene
                                  E5
Where the aim was to get the best line
D5                      A5
Crashing heads for the second time

                 E5
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( E5 )
Who'll break your mind
    A5                        D5
And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
               F#(2nd)  B5
'Cause she's a headfuck
   D5         A5
My baby is a headfuck

Wah!!
(SOLO)
A5 D5 E5 D5 A5 (x2)
( A5 )
Oh no...
( A5 )
Day tripper, prick teaser yeah

     B5
So a parting word to those young unfortunates
    E5
Who can't get to sleep
                        F#(4th)
Till one little snake uncurls
E5                    B5
Raise a glass to the underworld
        ( B5 )
You can try all week and still keep on waiting
       E5
It's a messed up, dressed up, loss situation
      F#(4th)
Where pearls
E5                    B5
End up changing into headfuck girls

                 F#(4th)
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( F#5 )
Who'll steal your smile
    B5                          E5
And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
               Ab5       C#5
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E5         B5
My baby is a headfuck
               Ab5       C#5
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E5         B5
My baby is a headfuck
               Ab5       C#5
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E5         B5
My baby is a headfuck
A5   B5    C5
Headfuck me!

(SOLO)
C#5 F#5 Ab5 F#5 C#5 (x2)   <-- F#5 at 2nd fret here
B5   C#5   D5
Eb5 Ab5 Bb5 Ab5 Eb5 (x2)   <-- same pattern, up 2 frets
C#5  Eb5   E5
F5  Bb5 C5  Bb5 F5  (x2)   <-- and again, F5 at 8th fret
D5   F5    F#5
Headfuck (x10)
G5  C5  D5  C5  G5 (x2)    <-- guess what  ;-)

(END) something like
A  B  C  D E F G (x2) <-- maybe just run up the A atring, listen to the song
C5