Capo 4th

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So I broke another of the ten commandments
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John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
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Won't you wear your sacreligeous undergah-arments
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And we'll make out like we are seventeen

Won't you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean
Because I think I saw your face before we met
And I'm living with the legacy of teenage LSD
So tell me that you love me or I'll forget

Now standing here for a lack of moral fibre
I get by with just enough and that's ok
I'd do anything to get my dick inside her
But that's not what she wants to hear me say

Now John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
I'd say people get together when we are all alone
So send me an instant message if you know what this shit means
Cos I'm no longer answering the phone

Saying John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
You can teach yourself the miracles at home
Now I got a selfish case of being in a real bad place
WIll someone help me roll away this stone
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WIll someone help me roll away this stone