Capo 8th

Religious Songs by Withered Hand:

Intro and la's: D5 A5 E5 G5

Lalalalalala etc

D5              A5             E5
I don't really know what I should do
      D5             A5          E5
Like should I be passing this bread along to you
D5                  A5             E5
And I don't really know what the wine was for
D5                  A5               E5
Cos if it's Jesus' blood wouldn't there be more?
G5
Knocking on Kevin's front door

D5                     A5
I'm singing religious songs
            E5
getting the words wrong
                   G5
My hair's getting too long
                   D5
for this congregation
D5            A5
Religious songs
             E5 
getting the words wrong
                  G5
My hairs getting too long And they say

G5                            A5
How did he really expect to be happy
        G5                      D5
When he listens to death metal bands

lalalala etc

IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share
You stole my heart and stole your underwear
You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor
Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours 
Dreaming of Babylon's whores

I'm singing religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hair's getting too long
for this congregation

Religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hairs getting too long

And they say

How did he really expect to be happy
When he listens to death metal bands

Lalalalala etc

I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say
I still run into friends that we both had yesterday
And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine
They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday
But that's ok remember you thought I was gay

Chorus 2:
Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on
Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
I walk in the rain and I'm thinking

If I happen to die tonight in my sleep
I'll have cum and not blood on my hands

Lalalalala etc