Verse: in C/C5

   D5            G5
Hello, do you remember me?
D5               G5           D5                G5       A5
I'm a song that you maybe already heard from anybody else
     D5               G5      D5                        G5
They took some other melody   but it's still what it used to be
      D5               G5                  A5          D5
Those same old boring three chords and a stupid melody

  B5               G5           A5                D5
There comes a middle part,  this part will break my heart
         B5           G5
'Cause I know that it used to be
A5
Played so much better than they play it right now
B5
Played so much better than they play it right now

Dis             Gis
Hello, do you remember me?
Dis             Gis          Dis             Gis     Ais
I'm a song that used to be already played by anybody else
     Dis                 Dis              Dis             Gis
They changed some of the melody, but it's still what it's always been
    Dis             Gis                Ais        Dis
The same old boring three chords and a stupid melody

  cm               Gis        Ais               Dis
There comes a middle part,   this part will break my heart
       C5             Gis
'Cause I know that it used to be
Ais
Played so much better than they play it right now 2x
B5
Played so much better than they play it right now

   E5            A5
Hello, do you remember me?
E5              A5            E5             A5             B5
I'm a song you definitely already heard a hundred times before
     E5                A5               E5             A5
They stole some other melody but it's still what it used to be
    E5               A5                  B5          E5
The same old boring three chords and a stupid melody

cism            A5              B5                  E5
  There comes a middle part, (again) this time it makes me fart
       cism           A5
  'Cause I know that another band would
B5
Play it so much better than we play it right now 2x

   F5            Ais
Hello, do you remember me?
F5              Ais          F5             Ais              C5
I'm a song you definitely already heard a hundred times before
     F5                Ais             F5             Ais
They stole some other melody but it's still what it used to be

    F5               Ais                C5          F5
The same old boring three chords and a stupid melody
  C5          F5
A stupid melody ...