Intro: C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 D5 D5 E5 E5 I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah A5 D5 E5 Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda A5 S O D A, soda E5 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log A5 D5 E5 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" A5 Y O D A, Yoda C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 D5 D5 E5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E5 Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A5 D5 A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green E5 Oh, my Yoda A5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E5 Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand A5 D5 How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand E5 Oh, my Yoda A5 C5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda B5 Well, I left home just a week before D5 And I've never ever been a Jedi before A5 But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course A5 He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" E5 Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben A5 D5 So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again E5 With my Yoda A5 C5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E5 Yoda A5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 D5 D5 E5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda A5 E5 D5 So I used the Force A5 E5 D5 I picked up a box A5 E5 D5 I lifted some rocks B5 While I stood on my head B5 Well, I won't forget what Yoda said E5 He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side A5 D5 And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" E5 Oh, my Yoda A5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E5 "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed A5 D5 But remember, if you kill him , then you'll be unemployed" E5 Oh, my Yoda A5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda B5 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess D5 So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess A5 But I know that I'll be coming back some day A5 I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray E5 The long-term contract that I had to sign A5 D5 Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time E5 With my Yoda A5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 D5 D5 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E5 A5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 C5 D5 D5 Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda (REPEAT AND FADE TO END)
