Intro G D Am C D G Blame it on the Tetons D Am C Am Yeah, I need a scapegoat now G No, my dog won't bite you D Though it had the right to Am You ought to give her credit C Am G 'cause she knows I would've let it happen (G) Blame it on the weekends D Am C Am God, I need a cola now G Oh, we mumble loudly D Wear our shame so proudly Am Wore our blank expressions C Am Trying to look interesting G Blame it all on me 'cause D Am C Am God, I need a cold one now G All them eager actors D Am Gladly taking credit for the lines created C Am G By the people tucked away from sight D Is just a window from the room we're bound to Am If you find a way out C Am G Oh, would you just let me know how? D Am C Am Would you just let me know how? G Blame it on the web D Am C Am But the spider's your problem now G Language is the liquid D That we're all dissolved in Am Great for solving problems C Am After it creates a problem G Blame it on the Tetons D Am G God, I need a scapegoat now G Am Everyone's a building burning C G With no one to put the fire out G Am Standing at the window looking out C G Waiting for time to burn us down G Am Everyone's an ocean drowning C G With no one really to show how G Am They might get a little better air C G If they turned themselves into a cloud Outro G Am G C G G Am G C G