Hey Joe C Hey Joe where'd you find that purdy girlie Where'd you get that jolly dolly G7 How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine Hey Moe she's got skin that's creamy dreamy Eyes that look so lovey dovey C Lips as red as cherry berry wine F Now listen Joe I'm not a heel But ole Buddy let me tell you how I feel She's a honey she's a sugar pie I'm warning you G7 I'm gonna try to steal her from you C Hey Moe I know we've been the best of friends F But this is where that friendship ends G7 C I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own Hey Joe come on let's be buddy duddies Show me you're my palsy wowsy G7 Introduce that pretty little chick to me Hey Moe you're really getting aggravating Hey you're squirrelly that's my girlie C You're about as pushy as can be F Now come on Joe let's make a deal Let me dance with her to see if she is real She's the cutest girl I've ever seen I'll tell you face to face I mean G7 To steal her from you C Hey Moe we'll be friends until the end F But this looks like the end my Friend G7 C I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own G7 C I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own