Chokin' the Gopher
Tabbed by Paxson Helgesen (a.k.a Halo2rockstar14) 
intro
C  F  C


C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
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Pretending they're piranha
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Sleeping with a girl named Katie
    G          F
Pretending her name is Donna
           G                       F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
        G               F
In my shack out in the woods

I can't tell you, but it's something feels so 
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good
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I'm choking the gopher,   
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I'm slamming the ham
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I'm pounding the rocket, 
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flogging the dolphin
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Oh yes I am!
                 C     C/G
I'm choking the gopher, 
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chalking the cue
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I'm spanking the monkey
          F             C
And I'm thinking 'bout you


same thing for second verse

between that and female part
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                  C    C/G
I'm juicing the mango, 
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I'm flipping the switch,
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I'm orbiting Venus 
       F           C
and I don't need a *enis 
                    G
To be one sexed up *itch!
                  C   C/G
I'm gilding the lily, 
F                 C   C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F               C    C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F                          C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!

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                         C/G
I'm smacking the cracker, 
F                C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
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I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you

F                   C  C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you