D A She lifted the monument in her monumental arms C G She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms D A She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door C G She had eaten her dog and she was back for more A# D Back for more A# D Back for mo-ore A# D Oh, she was back for more G A D Some more? yes please, some more D A Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat sock demi god C G Her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod D A Her front porch gave way beneath the classified weight C G And when the ambulance came they said it's much too late A# D Oh, it's much too late A# D Oh, it's much too, much too late A# D Oh, it's much too late G A D How late? Very late, too late D A Now the people of New Guinea and the people of LA C G Have been pen pals for years cause they both hate ballet D A Only the pandas and bears have made a clean getaway C G But the news bulletin claims it's gonna be ok D A Now Miss Lucy had a sweatshop where the immigrants worked C G Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the twelve o'clock stroke D A Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X C G That was when the alien geraniums demanded the facts A# D No violence of course A# D No violence, no violence, of course A# D Hey, hey no violence, of course G A D Off course? Why yes, of course D A Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long C G The TV gets quiet as we hear a real bad song D A The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue C G And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs D A And there's a back of a truck selling alien pods C G And there's a back of a truck selling game show hosts D A And there's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead C G And there's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread D A And there's a back of a truck selling the back of a car C G And there's a back of a car selling roadway maps D A And there are roadway maps selling the back of a head C Hey, how much for that back of a head, man? G Hey wait a minute, hey wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, D A that's my back of a head, hey you can't sell that man C G that's my back of a head Hey sell it back to me man Sell it back to me D A C G It's, it's my m-m-m-m-m-m-mine D A She lifted the monument in her monumental arms C G She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms D A She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door C G She had eaten her dog and she was back for more