Bb
Met a girl at seventeen
C
Thought she meant the world to me, 
Dm
So I gave her everything, 
C
She turned out to be a cheat
Bb                               C
Said she'd been thinking for a long time
                        Dm
And she found somebody new
                               C
I've been thinking that this whole time

                            Bb
Well I never thought you'd stay
        C
That's okay
            Dm
I hope he takes your filthy heart
              C
And then he throws you away someday
           Bb                C
Before you go, there's one thing you oughta know

Dm
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Bb
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Dm
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Bb
If you can't hang then, there's the door

Dm             F
I don't wanna take your precious time
               Bb
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
         C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
Dm              F
I don't wanna take up all your time
               Bb                   
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
          C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time

Dm                 Bb
You're the lowest type
             G
You're the lowest

Bb
I met a girl stuck in her ways
C
She found a boy she knew she'd change
Dm
I changed my clothes, my hair, my face
C
To watch us go our separate ways
Bb
She said we've grown apart for sometime
C                             Dm
But then she found somebody new
                       C
I hope Mr. Right puts up with all the bullshit that you do

Bb               C
Stay the hell away, 
         Dm
While I sit here by myself
               C
And figure out how I got this way
            Bb               C
Before you go, there's one thing you oughta know

Dm
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Bb
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Dm
If you can't hang then, there's the door, baby
Bb
If you can't hang then, there's the door

Dm             F
I don't wanna take your precious time
               Bb
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
         C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
Dm              F
I don't wanna take up all your time
               Bb                   
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
          C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time

Dm                      Bb         G
   I don't want to get things confused
                Dm                           Bb         G
She said she'd never settle for some boy she couldn't use
           Dm       
So now I gotta call the doctor
             Bb            G
So he can prescribe me medication
          Dm                             Bb             G
So I can deal with all the memories of being here this way

Bb                       C
I met a girl at twenty-three
                            Dm
Knew she meant the world to me, 
                    C
So I gave her everything, 
                         Bb
And she did the same for me

         Dm             F
Imagine that! 
              Bb
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty face
           C
No you're such a pretty, pretty face
     Dm    F
Well, oh yeah... 
               Bb
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty face
            C
No you're such a pretty, pretty face

Dm             F
I don't wanna take your precious time
               Bb
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
         C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
Dm              F
I don't wanna take up all your time
               Bb                   
'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face
          C
But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time

Dm
Would you please stay and come inside, baby
Bb
Would you please stay and please be mine, baby
Dm
Would you please stay and come inside, baby
Bb
Would you please stay and please be mine