Good Old Spilt Enz...

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   B
Dirty Creature come my way from the bottom of a big black lake
  E
Shuffles up to my window making sure I'm awake
  B
S'probably gonna pick my brain
  E
Got me in a vice-like grip
He said one slip, your dead. Ha.
 B
Dirty Creature of habit, Little horror here to stay
 E
Anyone in his right mind would tell it to go away
 B
But the river of dread runs deep, full of unspeakable things
 E
The creature don't mess around
I don't wanna mess with him
 C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail
                B
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight
A                             B                       C
Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside.
 B
Tentacles on the brain keep me from falling asleep
 E
I'm rooted to the spot, The beast don't know when to stop
 B
Sneaking up from behind, Binds and gags my wits
 E
Dirty Creature got my head exactly where he wants it
C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail,
 B
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight,
A                         B                          C
Taniwha is waiting for me just below the surface so bright
 B
(Yeah-eah-eah-eah)
 A                        B                          C
Even as we speak the Dirty Creature springs a nasty surprise.

B        (solo, go nuts)

B
Dirty Creature knows my type found it in a magazine
E
He's seen the look of fear before splattered all over the screen
B
The animal magnet thug draws me out of myself
E
I need a dragon-slayer who can save me from myself
C
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail,
B
I don't wanna set sail for the middle of nowhere tonight
A                            B                        C
Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside
  B
(Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
A                          B                       C
I don't wanna sail upon the waters of invention tonight