[VERSE 1] E A I want a cold, cold Christmas E I hope it's twenty below A Let a winter storm bury all that's warm F# B In a bone-chilling blanket of snow E A Thought you would love me forever Ab Turns out you wanted to part A Am E Db Now I want a cold, cold Christmas F# B E To go with your cold cold heart [VERSE 2] E A Oh I want a cold, cold Christmas E One that's bitter and barren and bleak A Where the weather's foul and the west winds howl F# B And the sun doesn't shine for a week E A You hung up my heart like a stocking Ab Then went and stuffed it with coal A Am E Db Now I want a cold, cold Christmas F# B E To gnaw at the depths of your soul [CHORUS] Db Am I'll be alone this Christmas F# B E You'd think it would cut like a knife Db A But I'm numb inside cause a part of me's died F# B From the frostbite you spread on my life [SPOKEN PART - SAME AS VERSE] E A E A F# B E A Ab A Am E Db F# B E [SPOKEN] Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too Remember? I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too? Those days are over now but I still want you to know Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer And every minute of every other day of the year I'm serious. [CHORUS] Db Am So cold that it pierces your body F# B E So cold that it hurts every breath Db A In fact I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find F# B Your new man had frozen to death [VERSE 3] E A So go have a cold, cold Christmas E A blustery landscape of pain A Though I'm warm in my skin, I'm still snowed in F# B By the blizzard that fell in my brain E A Only a week until New Year Ab That's when I'll make a new start A Am E Db But first comes a cold, cold Christmas F# B E To go with your cold, cold heart F# B E Your frozen, nasty heart