If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG. Here it is. Intro: G, F#, Em, Am, D G F# Em Union of a woman and a man Am D Touching for the very first time G F# Em The gentle texture of a hand Am D And true love is always hard to find Em C D And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah Em C D And sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby C D I cant take it please, fake it, for me G, F#, Em, Am, D G F# Em Delicate nature of love Am D Can only help this relationship grow G F# Em Doesn't decend from heaven above Am D And things dont always work down below Em C And I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel D cheap Em C D And sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah C D I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah G, F#, Em, Am, D (here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge) Try so hard to be a man but, You're so dam hard to please And it doesn't help to know your friend is, Rambling on about her D's Em C D Even though, my love is a little premature, yeah Em C D And when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah C D I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah G, F#, Em, Am, D, G, F#, Am, D, end on G