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                             Miss America - That Handsome Devil 
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Tabbed by: Jon Levert


This is probably not a song you should whale chords on your acoustic guitar but
here are the chords to follow along 

Cm7 8x888x                                Eb\Db 9x888x
B   7x987x                                Eb\B  7x888x
Eb  x68886                                Eb\Bb 6x888x
Gb  x9(11)(11)(11)9
F   x8(10)(10)(10)8
 
Intro\chorus 
Cm7              B                Eb               Gb
F                Gb               Eb      Eb\Db    Eb\B      Eb\Bb


Cm7
Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things, 
B
Mommy does the shopping, 

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins, 
Eb
He likes to try on mommy's things
Gb
With his hair up in her bobby pins
F
The neighbours very neighbourly
Gb
Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
F
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            Gb
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you

Cm7 
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
               B
Drunk from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car
Eb
Drug him so far, 

There was nothing but parts, 
    Gb
For hundreds of yards
F
Those thick damn power lines, 
                        Gb
Will drive you out your mind
                 F
Edna sits in the shower sometimes, 

For hours and cries, 

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            Gb
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you

 
Cm7
Smoking softly but, 

Mommy's body shook
                   B
Dropped the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
Eb
Becca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel
       Gb
With a mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers
         F
And some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire
         Gb
Smashing all of the appliances
F
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

 
Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            Gb
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, We love you

 
Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            Gb
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Miss America, We love you

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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| B   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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