[CHORUS #1: Ebm, B, F#, C#] I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex and I'll never go back To the not-havin'-sex-ways-of-the-past [VERSE #1: Ebm, B, F#, C#] Have you ever had sex I have it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis A girl let me do it, it literally just happened Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest Never guess where I just came from-- I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best When I had the sex man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done Oh hey didn't see you there guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever-- now sing [CHORUS #2: Ebm, B, F#, C#] I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her I wanna tell the world [VERSE #2: Ebm, B, F#, C#] To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense but man, screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife- that good? The best thirty seconds of my life I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft nice smellin' girl is better 'Cause she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater [BRIDGE #1: Ebm, B, F#, C#] So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall, We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you She kept lookin' at her watch (doesn't matter had sex) But I cried the whole time (doesn't matter had sex) I think she might have been a racist (doesn't matter had sex) She put a bag on my head (still counts) [CHORUS#3: Ebm, B, F#, C#] I just had sex and my dreams came true So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you're qualified to sing with me [CHORUS #4: Em, C, G, D] I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex and I'll never go back To the not-having-sex-ways of the past