Somebody's Mom - Pointed Sticks A A A G# G# A A Please don't look at me A A G# G# A A I've seen all that I want to see A A G# G# A A You take your cigarettes and light them A A G# G# A A Forty year old household item A A G# G# A A You've got housewifeitis A A G# G# A A With a terminal solution A A G# G# A A Your face is likea preview of A A G# G# A A September's Television A B And you're somebody's Mom (Mom) D E Even if you're just a lazy useless bum A B And you married somebody's dad (Dad) D E If I had been your children I sure would have been mad A A A G# G# A A And now you say your husband's queer A A G# G# A A Running with the secretary A A G# G# A A While you stay home and cure your ills A A G# G# A A With sedatives and other pills A A G# G# A A A B And you're somebody's Mom (Mom) D E Even if you're just a lazy useless bum A B And you married somebody's dad (Dad) D E If I had been your children I sure would have been mad A B And you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom) A B You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom) A B You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom) A B A You're somebody's, you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom)