Theoy of a Deadman Hate my life capo 4 Tunning: Half a step dow A So sick of the hobos E Always beggin' for change G I don't like how I gotta work A And they just sit around and get paid A I hate all of the people E Who can't drive their cars D Bitch you better get out of the way A Before I, start falling apart A I hate how my wife E Is always up my ass D She always wants to buy brand new things A But I, don't have the cash E Well I hate my job, all my rich friends D A I hate everyone to the bitter end E D Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight A I hate my life A How come I never get laid? E Nice guys always lose D How could she have another headache? A There's always some kind of excuse A I still hate my job E My boss is a dick D I don't get paid nearly enough A To put up with all of his shit --(With Distortion Use E Barre Chord)-- E Well I hate my job, all my rich friends D A I hate everyone to the bitter end E D Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight A I hate my life -Musical Interlude- (With Distortion Using A Barre Chord) Mute(Down Up Down Up) D C D F# D C Sliding to the chords and repeat 6 times -Musical Interlude- --(With Distortion Use E Barre Chord)-- --Strum Pattern (Down(Half) Down(Half) Down(Full) Down(Half) Down(Half) Down(Full) Up(Full))-- A I hate that I can't tell E When a girl's underage D And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass A Then her daddy punches me in the face A So if you're pissed like me E Bitches here's what you've gotta do D Put your middle fingers up in the air A Go on and say 'fuck you' E Well I hate my job, all my rich friends D A I hate everyone to the bitter end E D Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight A I hate my life E So much at stake D Can't catch a break A I hate my life E No there's nothing new D And it sucks to be you A I fucking hate my life