D
I know she won't mind me watching her

C                              D

Three hundred feet is what the judge said

D

It ain't a crime to have binoculars

C                           D

Peep through the window and watch her in bed

 

G                      D
As long as I can masturbate

C     G

In my car

C     D

I can wait

 

 

D
I'll break in through her backdoor

C                        D

Put on a mask to set the mood

D                                                 

Then she'll know that I'm the man for her

C                            D

She'll never go back to that other dude

 

G                      D
No, they can't call it rape

C          G

If she concedes

C           D

Her body to me



Courtesy ParrotChild at the [as] message boards.